How Do You Say Chiropractor in Dogon?
Where to begin? Several weeks ago while scrambling on the rocks in my village looking for cell phone reception (a very common occurrence), I fell and hit my side on a large rock. I was pretty sure that I had cracked my rib, but it wasn’t overly painful, and I knew that there was not a lot be done, so I left it alone. But three weeks later, it still wasn’t right, so I decided that I needed to take action. I had no desire to sit on a bus for 10 hours to get to Bamako and find out that the doctor couldn’t do anything, so I decided to look locally. My neighbor told me that there was an excellent traditional doctor in a nearby village, and that he would be happy to take me to see him. So it was decided – an hour on a motorcycle beats 10 hours on a bus any day.
We arrived in village to a waiting line of about 7 or 8 people from all over the country looking for treatment. There were people in various states of recuperation wandering around on crutches, wrapped in bandages, nursing swollen appendages. It was fascinating. The patriarch of this medical family was tending to a little girl whose foot had been severed by a van, so his son, a large man with half-dreaded hair wearing a torn smock over his clothes, would see me. Anywhere else he would have looked mentally unstable, but here I respected his effort to look official by wearing a smock.
When my turn arrived, I was led into a house and asked to sit on a mat. I pointed to the affected rib, but he was already probing the area and checking the alignment of my spine. Then before I knew what happened, he stuck his knee in my back, picked me up buy each wrist, and dropped me down, declaring me finished. I felt fantastic. Already I could tell that my rib was back in place, and I felt really rejuvenated. He led me back to the waiting area, and in a few minutes returned with a plastic bag full of a black powder. He instructed me to mix four pinches of the powder in meat broth and drink it twice a day.
So here I am. My rib is in place, my insides are coated in a mysterious black film, and I feel great. The most amazing part is that they do not charge for their services, understanding that most people are not in a position to pay. I said that I wanted to give something for their efforts, so my friend recommended that a 40-cent donation would be in order. I’m thinking of asking if I can make weekly appointments. Maybe they will even throw in a massage.
